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Step-By-Step Guide

7 easy steps to freedom from worry!

1. Provide your name and email address (privacy policy):

Name

Email

2. Describe your worry concisely here:

3. Pick your virtual worrier from the following stable of professionals. They all have special skills, but any one of them could worry for you very effectively, even if your worries are out of their usual realm. Be creative. Maybe Joan would like to worry about her complexion for a change. Maybe Trevor should think about world hunger once in awhile.

Joan
Executive Team
Granny
Knight
Trevor
Stella
Howard

4. Determine the exact amount of time you want our worrier to devote to your particular worry. Remember that concentrated worry, such as we provide, is much more efficient, so you may only need half an hour of worryWarriors® time, compared to a day or two of your own sporadic fretting.

.5 hour @ $2.50 (see Pricing)
1 hour
1.5 hours
2 hours
2.5 hours
3 hours
More than 3 hours

5. Reserve the hour(s) of the day/week/month (e.g., Oct. 10 from 2 to 3 pm) that you would like sweet relief from worry:

6. Send your check or money order (See Pricing for details).

7. Sit back and enjoy your completely worry-free, peaceful, glorious moments!


Upon receipt of your payment, we will send you our Certificate of Worry. This beautiful printed memento is suitable for framing.

PRIVACY: We will not sell or otherwise reveal your personal information outside of this company.

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"I worry about the big issues."
Joan
"We're the suits and we're ready to worry."
Team
"Don't worry, honey. Let me do it."
Granny
"Begone, worries!"
Knight
"Does this tie make me look fat?"
Trevor
"Stop worrying! I'll do it."
Stella
"Oh no. That's terrible.I'll start worrying now."
Howard
We are the worryWARRIORS®


 
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