We are a team of skilled worriers ready to tackle any job, large or small.

When we devote our time to worrying on your behalf, you are free of worry. For a few minutes, an hour, a day or longer. It's a glorious feeling. And you can experience it.

Worried about your job? Your pet?  Your lawn? The weather? World peace? ...Just pass along your concerns to our worryWarriors^®.

60/60/24

We'll worry better and more efficiently than you ever could. Our virtual warriors worry in concentrated segments. Your worry is their only worry for the allotted time, 60 seconds a minute, 60 minutes an hour... 24 hours a day, if necessary!

Joan	Joan worries about the big issues. She is philosophical. She worries hard and long, but believes it will all work out in the end.
Team	Our Executive Team approaches worry in a more corporate way. These suits structure their worry. Itemize it. This committee worries in carefully planned shifts, thoroughly and intensely.
Granny	Granny frets. She wants the best for you. She'll take to heart whatever is on your mind, just as if you were her own kin. Start by standing up straight, for heaven's sake.
Knight	Our Knight is a true warrior. Aggressively attacks the problem and takes no prisoners. If your goal is to trample your worrisome problems, choose our Knight.
Trevor	Trevor is our yuppie rep. He worries about his appearance. Growing old. What people think of him. His car. His self-obsession makes him very good at what he does.
Stella	Stella is mad as hell, and she's not going to take it anymore. She doesn't like to worry. But will, and will do so competently, if asked.
Howard	Howard worries all the time, whether you ask him to or not. No problem is too big or too small for his grim consideration. He'll devote all his waking hours to your cause, gladly and anxiously. He would rather face your worries than his own.

Your Step-By-Step Guide to worry-free time!